Aphroditesuglychild's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cobble Kingdom: Confession]

There I was, opening Newgrounds, when I see a picture of Maple's face. "Oh," I think, "Cobatsart has made some new Maple art, what hilarity will ensue in this one I wonder." Only to become distraught as I scrolled further and further down the page, each word cutting into me like a knife. This is like modern analogue horror: it started off looking all fun and silly, and than became traumatic. I should not be able to apply that metaphor to Maple Willowind.

[Goobus Ref Sheet]

Urm, ackshually, that's technically TWO colors, not one. Unless, like some kind of color amateur, you don't count black as color. I am NOT a color amateur, I am a color expert, and thus I understand that black is, in fact, a color. I am expecting a formal apology and letter to the IBC (International Board of Colors, which I only explain because, clearly, you are but a color amateur).

[UNHOLY UNION]

*sniff sniff* Sorry, I always cry at demonic weddings between eldritch beings beyond comprehension. *sniff*

[Teaching]

"Master Chief, mind telling me why you've given a rifle to that woman?"
"Sir, it's Madeline from Celeste. I couldn't say no to Madeline from Celeste."

[Oh Stonks]

The stalk market crash of 2024 really hit Nook Inc hard.

[Let the l>R3@M Begin! (ENA FanArt)]

Which Ena do you think is better? Blue and yellow, or white and red? I can never decide, because they're both great.

StitchMiss responds:

That is a tough question o.o I like aspects from both ENA - their designs, personalities, voice actors ^o^ I agree with you, both are awesome in their own ways, I think :D

[Space Vampire Duel]

A reasoned and balanced discussion, of course.

[Sam & Mac: Encounter]

My favourite parasitic alien species is Detroit.

[Dreamer goes Bweeeeeh]

Bweeeh

[Maturity is accepting I had a crush on her as a kid.]

She is the only companion I use in the game unless I absolutely have to use a different one. Vivian for president 2028.